I'm not talking about no lame ass Brad Pitt movie with a bunch of guys running around in skirts trying to poke each other with their spears. I'm talking about Troy Sweet! The maniac from the dessert who has started to make a name for himself in the crue and locked down local status in record time. His ridding speaks for itself. With a big bag of tricks, smooth style and a cool attitude he would've had no trouble making the cut. But when he bombed the Trojun mud bog in his Ford ranger just so we could listen to slayer I knew he would fit in just fine. And that was only the second or third time he came out. Since then he has puked on Tex and his wife, did a five minute burn out drunk as hell at 4am on a quiet neighborhood street when they wouldn't let us into the "sex party" for free. (We hauled ass when "security" came out) The very next day Troy got up, hopped on his KX250, rode it across town to Wahoo's had some drinks and went and rode street moto with the crue....ON A KX250!!!! Fucking up peoples golf scores with 5th gear wheelies down Lake Austin blvd, taunting traffic, mean muggin' scooter fags, making babies cry. And most of it with only one handle bar mount, bars just flapn' in the breeze. AND THAT WAS JUST JANUARY!!! Now if we can just keep him from burning down the trails with one of his Arizona gas bombs we'll be just fine. And NO his tramp stamp DOES NOT say Deegan.
HAVE FUN!!!,
JB.
All photos by: James Stevens
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